Impeachment opens with dueling narratives, polarized media...
MCCONNELL: WE WILL HAVE A TRIAL...
WHITE HOUSE: BORING!
REPORT: Plan to sacrifice Rudy...
Therapy dogs headed to Capitol Hill...
Outside Hearing Room, a Carnival...
Drag queen sashays into proceedings...
CABLE NEWS SHOWDOWN...
FOXNEWS Wallace: 'Very Damaging'...
MSNBC features George Conway...
TURLEY: Are Dems building collapsible case?
Top Mueller prosecutor advises Dems to evoke Watergate...
